`Good lorty lorty! Yo King came online after a brief hiatus, and here I see I have eight Goobers watching me.

The Audacity of that number is staggering, as your king, I have... little to say on the matter, all I can say is...

HAHA!

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I just got back from a long day at school and a choir competition that seemed to never want to end, so to make myself feel better, let's do a random AMA for the heck of it. That, and I haven't done one of these in a long time, so there's that, too.

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Last week's Christmas torture has concluded. Enjoy.

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Hoo boy, what a shithole decade last year was. Hopefully this year doesn't feel as long.

Last week's Christmas nonsense is all set. Enjoy while it's still vaguely appropriate to.

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Last week's shuffle is donezo. Congrats.

This time around, we've got this year's stocking stuffer shuffle, which is ALSO an obscure crossover shuffle! Hoooooooo boy, the pain will be exquisite!